(v.) = take + a dump ; shit ; do + a poo(h) ; have + a poo(h) ; take + a poo(h) ; poo(h) ; poop ; take + a shit ; have + a poop ; take + a poop ; take + a crap ; drop + the kids off at the pool ; have + a shit ; do + a poop. Ex: Security cameras in a shopping mall have recorded the video footage of a man taking a dump in a plant pot during daytime. Ex: The film is scary enough to keep you on your toes but not scary enough to make you shit your pants. Ex: I have actually asked Jan why men take longer than women to do a poo. Ex: Maria always takes the most horrific pics of me -- so I got my own back by taking a video of her having a poo in a public toilet!. Ex: I recently have noticed that when my cat Miko takes a poo that there is quite a bit of blood in it. Ex: Cats hate citrus fruits so by spreading any orange, lemon, lime, etc. peel around the garden they will stop pooing on your lawn. Ex: The presence of somebody else in the bathroom makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, so you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. Ex: No one likes taking a shit in the presence of others. Ex: Having a poop while reading the paper is one of life's simple pleasures. Ex: For a long time I couldn't take a poop without getting completely naked, even my socks off. Ex: If you take a crap and blood comes out of your butt what does that mean?. Ex: The relationship hasn't progressed to the stage where I can comfortably drop the kids off at the pool with the door open. Ex: Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. Ex: I have been massaging her anal area with cotton wool and warm water, but it has been 5 days now and she has not done a poop. ---- * cagarse = shit. * cagarse de miedo = shit + bricks ; shit. * cagarse por la pata abajo = shit + bricks.