(n.) = blow job. Ex: My boyfriend enjoys blow jobs and I am sure after I try all these tips on him he will be amazed!. (adj.) = drunk back ; blind drunk ; drunk ; squiffy ; like three sheets to the wind ; sloshed ; plastered. Ex: Is it not against the law to release a drunk back into society who may be still under the infuence?. Ex: New research published today finds that even having just one stiff drink can make you 'blind drunk'. Ex: Most innkeepers were crooks, the food was bad, and the inns were frequented by cutthroats and drunks. Ex: It'd be horrible to be one of those people who got morose when they were slightly squiffy. Ex: There definitely are things you should stay away from, unless you're already like three sheets to the wind and you don't give a fuck. Ex: I was with Megan and she was sloshed but still more coherent than me and she had some hillarious stories the next morning. Ex: He was plastered but still remained concious enough to tell some good jokes.